Handed in my thesis! Pregaming Swedish with a celebratory mimosa-inspired cocktail in a classy-as-fuck plastic wine glass.

Soon to be available on an internet near you.

my cat hugs me in his sleep.

Super intense penciled brows and kitty kisses; clear procrastination.

GPOY ME AND JESSE EISENBERG

I just realized that I never showed you losers my new glasses since I got them as I left town. Here they are. Also my hair is in the gibson tuck, class act. Also visible: my awesome sweater and part of my boarded-up fireplace.

Me and a very fluffy, very small cat.

Trying hard to look WASP-y. Failing (I’m not skinny, blonde, or wearing linen in a pastel colour), but I’m pretty anyway.

Book I bought for $6 yesterday in NoHo. SO PLEASED.