February 2011
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Why You Shouldn't Slut-Shame (if you are still... →
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Welcome To My Universe: Weird thoughts of the day: →
omegalowmaniac: it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm you have to answer a fucking riddle and the riddle changes so you can learn more because you’re in Ravenclaw imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated and you get back to your dorm YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO SLEEP IT OFF and your door is all “A man had twelve toothpicks in...
Jan 31st
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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
–  John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via thegirlwiththemessyhair)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Realisations I no longer care about:
Yeah, Jesse can DEFINITELY hear my vibrator through the wall.
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Puttin’ this on tumblr so I can watch it on a loop. Tom Hardy is officially my favorite.
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
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also, already missing the trope.
Jan 16th
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Oh hey there tom baby.
Jan 16th
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Kneazles
The kneazle was original bred in Britain, though it is now exported worldwide. A small cat-like creature with flecked, speckled, or spotted fur, outsize ears and a tail like a lion’s, the Kneazle is intelligent, independent, and occasionally aggressive, though if it takes a liking to a witch or wizard, it makes an excellent pet. The Kneazle has an uncanny ability to detect unsavory or...
Jan 14th
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My closet door blocked itself; when the door closed, a drawer open that blocked the door from opening. I asked mom to come help. She was using my wand to attempt to close the drawer.
Me: Are you using my wand? It isn't actually magic, you know.
Mom: Oh really? ALOHOMORA. -door opens-
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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I have decided to embrace my small boobies and buy a lace bralette. UNFORTUNATELY I am not skinny enough to fit into either UO or American Apparell sizing. INJUSTICE.
Jan 10th
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Fashion Inspired by the Hogwarts Houses –... →
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
“Everyone at the top is as stupid and ordinary as you think you are.”
– http://shutupandgettowork.com/
Jan 6th
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the natural female form.: Natural Beauty Is An... →
thepeacockangel: I hate the obsession with “natural beauty” yes, people can be absolutely fucking stunning without makeup, or hair products or whatever but I find the valuing of “natural beauty” over artificial beauty honestly creeps me the fuck out. For one thing, everyone, and I do mean… true words.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
Today may have been the most productive day of my...
Today, I… Went out to lunch with mama and discussed grown up things, like jobs and divorce and not having any money (us, her, us again) Put all my old school books I don’t want (about 40) on half.com and have already sold six! Ordered my preferred editions of Two Towards and Return of the King online for mad cheap. Sent Ben my insurance check Sent Ben my passport scan Cleaned my...
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th