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Ingredients for a traditional pagan love spell: apple blossoms, geranium, jasmine, rose, rosemary, vanilla pods, vervain.
31DC2014 day 29: inspired by the supernatural
being fat doesn’t make you any less deserving of medical care.
being fat is not bad.
fat is not a bad word.
being fat does not make your illness less real.
being fat does not mean people can dismiss your symptoms.
being fat does not make you any less deserving of medical care.
keep fighting for the care you deserve.
Niall Horan cheers on Derby County at the Madejski Stadium - 18/10
A startling accurate portrayal of what parties looked like when I was a 13 year old in central MN.
#1) COLLEGE SOPHOMORE THAT BANGS U REAL GOOD IN HIS DORM ROOM AFTER A FRAT PARTY#2) MEATHEAD YOU MEET AT A SPORTING EVENT WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE DRUNK AND TELL HIM HE PROBABLY COULDN’T BENCH PRESS YOU AND THEN DARE HIM TO PROVE IT WHEN HE SAYS HE COULD SO#3) YOUR MOMS NEW BOYFRIEND THAT YOU’RE INAPPROPRIATELY ATTRACTED TO (X)
Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.
But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:
‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’
‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’
Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.